i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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