...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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