Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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