Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
