should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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