i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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