Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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