don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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