Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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