yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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