She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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