Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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