is your mom at the bar?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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