in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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