I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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