i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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