I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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