omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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