she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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