it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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