the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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