they need to just BURY HIM!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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