This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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