If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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