Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
