My room smells like vodka and shame
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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