is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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