just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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