He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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