He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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