what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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