If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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