Define "chronic" masturbator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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