Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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