just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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