i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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