i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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