worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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