Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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