I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm just crazy horny about you
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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