I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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