i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
