i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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