getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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