I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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