I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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