come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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