Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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