Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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