It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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