i don't plan on having that self control this summer
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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