she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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