I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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